"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Roosevelt? Never heard of him...

['Teacher' has just read us Ronald Reagan's writings concerning his being shot, without naming who wrote them. It is apparent Reagan wrote them, though.]
Sandwich Friend: Wait, who wrote that?
Teacher: That was Ronald Reagan.
Sandwich Friend: Isn't that the guy who hosted Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Teacher: No. Ronald Reagan was an actor before he was president, though.
Sandwich Friend: Was he fat?
Teacher: No.
Sandwich Friend: Was he bald?
Teacher: No.
Sandwich Friend: I don't know him, then.

-Government

1 comment:

maggini in tweed said...

Three sandwich friend posts...oh my.