[In advance, I'll note that Guy 2 is quite large.]
Guy 1: When is Valentine's Day, anyway?Guy 2: Tomorrow, you idiot!
Guy 1: Thank-you, cheeky. When I want your answers, I'll ask for them.
Guy 2: Cheeky!?!
[Guy 2 stands up and walks over to Guy 1, angrily.]
Guy 1: Woah, woah! [Guy 2], you remember what happened the last time you sat on me?
Guy 2: Yeah, you got squashed!!
-World Civ
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