"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Saturday, May 12, 2007

No? How about some sausage links?

[Girl has some bacon bits for her potato, Guy is sitting next to her eating his hamburger.]
Girl: Hey, do you want these bacon bits for your hamburger?

-Cafeteria

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

mmm... I want some.

maggini in tweed said...

Delish, eh?
How did you get to the post so fast? It's like 8 minutes old...:)

Anonymous said...

It is about bloody time.

maggini in tweed said...

If you're going to be insulting, Dan Cafe, I shall make the snip before you do... :P

Anonymous said...

...mhmn

Alpha Zen said...

What you overheard doesn't seem that odd to me. (full disclaimer: I was on the cusp of creating the bacon-infused hamburger at my last barbeque this past weekend--but the bacon in my fridge was too old and I didn't trust it.)

maggini in tweed said...

It helps to know Dan Cafe...I'll go ahead and dislose that he is "guy"

Anonymous said...

My cover has been blown!

maggini in tweed said...

*GASP*