Were you dropped on your head while reading that??

{At lunch, discussing the possibilities for summer AP English assignments.}

Guy 1: So, what are you going to read for English this summer?
Guy 2: I am looking at The Sound and the Fury, All the King's Men, and -
Guy 3: (Interrupting) I LOVE Humpty Dumpty!!! (Getting Weird looks) You know - all the king's horses, and all the king's men....???

Regardless, Guy 3 will not be attending AP English Classes.