"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Yes, from Voyager.

[Girl says something very self-centered.]

Intellectual:
Well, guess what? Copernicus called, and it turns out that you are NOT the center of the universe!
Girl: Who is Copernicus? OH WAIT! Isn't he from Startrek?

-Phone

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