Brother 1: I dropped somebody's present coming inside. I hope it isn't broken.
Brother 2: Well, you know it wasn't mine, because you didn't get me anything. I hate you.
Brother 1: 'Tis the season.
Brother 2: I wanna learn to play billiards, somebody loan me a pool table.
Monday, December 31, 2007
Family Togetherness
overheard by r. burns at 5:02 PM 1 comments
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
....no more Christmas!!!
Girl: Yeah, we went into [Guy]'s room on Christmas morning. His boxers were on the floor and had something gross all over them. When we finally got the courage to ask what it was, we found out that he had gone to bed with a no bake cookie.
overheard by offshelf at 7:54 PM 2 comments
Sunday, December 23, 2007
You've got me...
Guy: Hey... What's that game where you stand in the cake...?
overheard by maggini in tweed at 11:47 AM 0 comments
Monday, December 17, 2007
"I thought it looked rather butch."
Girl: I'm getting a male Pit Bull, but I want to name it Fifi...
Guy: It's a Pit Bull, though! Even if it is a girl, you've got to name it something like 'Butch!!'
overheard by r. burns at 3:27 PM 0 comments
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Gordon Ramsay just THOUGHT he had Kitchen Nightmares....
Girl 1: I am hungry, I wish I could have a snack.
Girl 2: Once, I was so hungry, I ate a stick of butter.
Girl 1: Oh, well, if you like that, you should try ChapStik. It is goooood.
overheard by offshelf at 11:55 PM 0 comments
Monday, December 10, 2007
Really cute.
Girl: My pet turtle that I ordered from the internet came in yesterday and he's so great. I really love him.
Teacher: I hate to break this to you, honey, but turtles are carriers of salmonella.
Girl: Oh, but he's so cute. I named him Franklin.
Teacher: Yeah, but I bet you'll really think he's cute when you're lying in a hospital gasping out your last...
overheard by r. burns at 3:33 PM 0 comments
Saturday, December 08, 2007
I could have told you THAT....
"You can't date him, he has community college written all over himself!"
overheard by offshelf at 3:35 PM 0 comments
Okay then.
"He wasn't a flaming homosexual. His face was just on fire. Come ON."
overheard by maggini in tweed at 11:09 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
...Like the Yeti or something.
Teacher: [Guy], I can't believe you lived in Alaska and you never even saw an Eskimo.
Girl: [rolls eyes] Of course he didn't...they don't EXIST.
overheard by maggini in tweed at 3:51 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Cheery-o...
"I'm having a life crisis and all you want to talk about is CHEERIOS?!"
overheard by maggini in tweed at 6:15 PM 0 comments
Monday, December 03, 2007
Sounds lovely.
[3 Girls are talking about scarves.]
Girl 1: Oh, I like that one scarf you have, Girl 2.
Girl 3: Yeah...that one that looks like raw hamburger meat!
Girl 2: Wait...what?
Girl 3: I mean...um...yeah, it's very pretty.
overheard by maggini in tweed at 11:10 PM 0 comments