"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Truth or Myth?

[Students are discussing bringing a Thanksgiving dinner to school.]
Girl 1: I can make mashed potatoes.
Girl 2: ...and I'll bring dressing!
Guy: I'll bring the cranberry sauce... and the coffee, because we all know how the pilgrims loved to sit around and drink coffee with Sasquatch.

-Spanish III

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