"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Saturday, November 11, 2006

They were in the self-help section, too.

Kid 1: Mommy, are you and Daddy still fighting?
Kid 2: Yeah, do you still hate eachother?
Mom: Yeah...[in direction of "Daddy"]...because he's a DIRTBAG!!!
-Barnes & Noble

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