"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Friday, January 05, 2007

Raise your hand if you're dejected...

[We're in government, the teacher is giving somewhat of a pep-talk...]

Teacher: Think of five people in your life who have made you feel loved, appreciated, or special...
[Four or five seconds of silence]
Stoner kid: I got nothin'...

4 comments:

maggini in tweed said...

*sheepishly levitates hand into air*

Anonymous said...

Nice use of vocabulary. "Sheepish" is the strangest word... the meaning has nothing to do with sheep. If anything, it should mean "dumb as a rock."

Anonymous said...

No. "Riley" should mean "dumb as a rock". He's over there rolling around on the couch with John. That's our evening entertainment...

Anonymous said...

Aww... poor Riley.

And, might I add...

OMG, ROFL XD This is lovely