"So this woman...well, really it was this 45-year-old guy who really liked to dance...but really what's the difference?"
Friday, August 31, 2007
I mean, come ON.
overheard by maggini in tweed at 3:50 PM 0 comments
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Yes, from Voyager.
[Girl says something very self-centered.]
Intellectual: Well, guess what? Copernicus called, and it turns out that you are NOT the center of the universe!
Girl: Who is Copernicus? OH WAIT! Isn't he from Startrek?
overheard by offshelf at 11:37 PM 0 comments
"Africa's a continent, honey."
Girl 1: Ethiopia and Africa are the same.
Girl 2: No they're not. [Teacher], tell her that Ethiopia and Africa are two different countries!!
Girl 3: Africa's a continent, honey.
Teacher: Yes, she's right. Ethiopia is a nation.
Girl 2: What?
overheard by r. burns at 3:25 PM 5 comments
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
The Great Wall of China always gets me, too.
Guy 1: I was reading this thing about the Panama Canal where they...
Guy 2: Hey, isn't that in the U.S.?!
Guy 1: No, it's... man, I can never remember where it is. Somewhere in South America.
overheard by r. burns at 3:24 PM 1 comments
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
If you say so...
Girl: My boyfriend's so hot that it's like dating someone off the Disney Channel.
overheard by maggini in tweed at 6:10 PM 0 comments
Monday, August 27, 2007
Please don't become a pilot....
Girl 1: Why do you have a southern accent if you are from Arkansas?
Teacher: Where do you think Arkansas is?
Girl 1: Ummm....up there by Washington (the state)?
Girl 2: NO! It is up by Michigan!
overheard by offshelf at 8:28 PM 0 comments
Sunday, August 26, 2007
That explains it....
[Working on a Physics lab. The goal was to figure out how to make something work, without being told what to do.]
"COME ON, GUYS! We should be able to get this. We are physicians!"
overheard by offshelf at 11:28 AM 0 comments
What's wrong with your dog?
Girl: Oh! I just stepped in dog poo. No wait, it was only pineapple.
overheard by maggini in tweed at 11:28 AM 0 comments
Saturday, August 25, 2007
This is just not right....
Guy: Have you read Moby Dick?
Girl: Are you talking about the detective, or are you being dirty?
overheard by offshelf at 12:21 PM 0 comments
Maybe you are now, though.
[Girl is walking alone.]
Girl: I'm not going to rehab! Ugh!
overheard by maggini in tweed at 12:13 PM 0 comments
Thursday, August 23, 2007
ANYTHING but that....
Guy 1: If my girlfriend was a Disney character, she would be the little mermaid.
Guy 2: Yeah? What would mine be?
Guy 1: I don't know, I am thinking the Cheshire Cat.
overheard by offshelf at 11:36 PM 0 comments
Why would they do that?
Man: Yeah, but when you don't establish a pattern, it's harder for them to bushwhack you!
overheard by r. burns at 3:56 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Washington: Drawn and Quartered
[Class is silent for a minute, then slowly begins to chuckle.]
Girl 1: What?! He was?!
Teacher [laughing]: Yes...
Girl 1: That's terrible... What do you mean?
Girl 2: You get it... he was drawn and put on a quarter. He's on the quarter, you know?
Girl 1: He is?
Girl 3: How sad...
overheard by r. burns at 3:38 PM 1 comments
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Common mistake.
Girl: I didn't so much fall as I didn't realize the ground was right there behind me...
overheard by maggini in tweed at 5:58 PM 0 comments
Sunday, August 19, 2007
That would make me emo too....
"There are some emo kids you just want to give $5 - and a gift card to cosmic."
overheard by offshelf at 8:53 PM 1 comments
Yeah, get OVER it.
"He was like 'I can't eat because my arms are broken!' and I was like 'Suck it up, you pansy!"
overheard by maggini in tweed at 11:27 AM 0 comments
Friday, August 17, 2007
Snazzy.
"Okay, if you ever want to looke really sharp, here's what to do. find a pink tuxedo...a bright one, not a lame one. Okay, then get yourself a lime green tuxedo jacket, and lime green tuxedo pants with a big pink stripe down the side. Then get some blindingly shiny white shoes with little sparkly gold tassles. That would be fancy...like a gay leprechaun with bling."
overheard by maggini in tweed at 3:37 PM 0 comments
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Take that.
[Girls are having a conversation, Girl 1 is talking about something stupid.]
Girl 2: I'm going to post that on Eavesdroppers.
Girl 1: What?
Girl 2: Do you not HEAR yourself?
overheard by maggini in tweed at 4:04 PM 1 comments
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Je ne sais pas. [I don't know.]
Girl 2: I have no idea what you just said, but I do know one French word.
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: Fiance.
Girl 1: What's that mean?
Girl 2: Fiance, you know?
Girl 1: Yeah, what does that mean?
overheard by r. burns at 3:34 PM 0 comments
Monday, August 13, 2007
Food Confusion
overheard by maggini in tweed at 4:29 PM 0 comments
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Just wanted to be the first to say...
Me: Um... thanks.
Lady: Has your mom made you a cake yet?
Me: No, not yet.
Lady: Well, we're just going to have to get on her now, aren't we!?
Me: Probably.
overheard by r. burns at 3:10 PM 1 comments
Saturday, August 11, 2007
I'm better because I'm humble.
[Students are asked to identify their hero and explain.]
Teacher: [Girl], who's your hero?
Girl: I don't have one.
Teacher: Meaning you think you're better than everyone?
Girl: Pretty much...I just don't look up to anyone at all.
Teacher: I thought so...too stuck-up for a hero.
overheard by maggini in tweed at 4:07 PM 1 comments
Friday, August 10, 2007
Really?
Guy: Yeah, I failed English... and I ain't got no idea why, either!
overheard by r. burns at 3:54 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
I insulted you just there, duh.
[A guy wearing all black is walking towards the trash can, looking rather sad.]
Girl: [to friends] Eeeeeeeemmmmmoooooo!
[Guy is walking back from trash can, Girl's friends tell her to say sorry to him.]
Girl: Hey! I'm sorry.
Guy: ...For what?
Girl: Oh, I thought you heard the bad name I called you just then. But you didn't...good.
[Guy walks away, confused.]
overheard by maggini in tweed at 4:05 PM 2 comments
Why else would she be there?
[In class, role is being called.]
Teacher: Rosita? . . . . Rosita?
Rosita's Friend: Oh, she went back to Mexico.
Teacher: Did she really?
Rosita's Friend: Yeah, but she'll be back.
Rosita's Friend [whispering to Girl]: Actually she's in juvie...
Girl: Why is she there?!
Rosita's Friend: She's under 18!
overheard by r. burns at 3:46 PM 2 comments
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Back in School
Teacher: Does anybody know who Genghis Kahn was?
Student 1: A Mongolian warrior?
Teacher: Yes... And this Mr. Genghis was a big, mean, nasty guy. Does anybody know where he went to?
Student 2: Hell?
Teacher: Well, I was going for Constantinople, but...
overheard by r. burns at 3:42 PM 2 comments
Sunday, August 05, 2007
Oh...how silly of me.
Girl 1: What are you doing?
Girl 2: Putting my pants on.
Girl 1: What are you tucking in?
Girl 2: Just my fat.
-Girls' house
overheard by maggini in tweed at 2:51 PM 0 comments
Friday, August 03, 2007
...and everything about music but sound.
Director: You know, I just love all the applications of math...except numbers.
overheard by maggini in tweed at 12:06 AM 1 comments
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Contact Animal Control!
overheard by maggini in tweed at 8:23 PM 0 comments