Girl: Madagascar?
Teacher: Right. What is the one animal who's native only to this country?
Girl: Umm... a kangaroo?
-World Civ
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{I was in class, and there was a dicussion about Baroque Literature. The teacher was discussing famous authors of the era when she came to Defoe.}
Teacher: Defoe wrote a book few people know little about anymore, but it used to be quite popular.
Student: Robinson Crusoe.
Teacher: (surprised) Very good!! It was about a family who was shipwrecked on an island, and they basically built themselves a whole big place to live. Then a few years back, Disney made a movie of the book, changing the title. They called it Swiss Family Robinson.
Student: {Puts head down to supress laughter, teacher goes right on....}
{For those of you who are going HUH?, look up Johann David Wyss.}
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Girl: I'm giving up red meat for Lent... you know, cow. I'm not giving up things that come from cows, though, like milk, eggs, and cheese.
-Honors Biology
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Girl 1: If you stare at him, he looks 16. If you just glance at him though, he only looks 15.
Girl 2: Woah, that's weird.
-Hallway
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{There was a conversation about where you could get things shipped, which brought about 2 posts, but since they are both uttered by the same girl, and involve the same topic, I am going to lump them together.}
Guy: You can too get ground shipping to Alaska, you just drive through Canada.
Girl: Ugh. No you can't....you are so stupid. Alaska isn't in this country!!!
Guy: Yes it is...so is Hawaii.
Girl: I have been to Hawaii, and Alaska is farther south than Hawaii...I would know, I've been there. It is right down there near Mexico, and it is in a different country, because it has a box around it. Stupid.
That conversation led to a geography quiz for the girl, who decided she didn't want to play after not knowing the difference between the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, even after having been to Hawaii, in it's own little box....hmmmmm....
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Guy 1: I'm so gangsta.
Guy 2: Well I'm gangsta GANGSTA.
Girl [Who actually IS a "gangsta"]: Okay, saying it twice doesn't help your case. You're still an idiot.
-3rd Block
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Girl: What am I going to do if I ever have a kid... and it turns out stupid?!
Guy: What, you mean, like retarded?
Girl: No, I mean, like, dumb, no common sense.
Guy: I don't know...
Girl: ...I think I'll kill it.
-Hallway
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Girl: Woah, it's really foggy outside!
Teacher: Yeah, I couldn't see what I was doing when I was getting ready this morning.
Girl: There was fog in your house?! You can't have fog in your house!
Teacher: Well... um... I burned my toast.
-World Civ
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Guy 1: Man, I'm hungry. Did you know there's a place called Hungary? Hun-gar-y. There's also a place called Turkey. They're in the same... um... area.
Guy 2: There's also a place called Chile...
Guy 1: Nuh-uh! Are you serious?!
- Government, before lunch
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Girl 1: I just want to, like, drop dead.
Girl 2: That's really sad.
Girl 1: You've never felt that way? Well...I guess it's more like just wishing you were never born.
Girl 2: That's sad too.
Girl 1: You don't feel that way either? Man, I feel like that every night...right before I cry myself to sleep.
- After School
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[We are talking about immigrants.]
Guy: Yeah...one time I took [Enrique]'s green card and he got like REALLY mad. I wonder why....
- Honors Biology
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Girl 1: Do you think Puerto Rico will ever become a state?
Teacher: No, I don't.
Girl 2: Where is Puerto Rico, anyway? Isn't it somwhere off the west coast?
Girl 1: No, it's in the Bahamas, stupid.
-Government
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Girl: Gosh, I'm hungry. Do you know what I had for breakfast? ... a cupcake and a piece of fried chicken!
-Government
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{Math Class}
Jack Frost: Is it going to snow?
Math Mentor: It is going to be 45 all day, and then not get below 40 tonight.
Frost: So, we might get freezing rain?
Hmmm, lets think about that one.....
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[There is a long line in the bathroom. Girls 1 & 2 enter.]
Girl 1: Ugh. I don't FEEL like waiting.
Girl 2: [looks under doors] Oh look, there's no one in that one...there!
Girl 1: [pushes on door] But it's locked! [pauses] Boost me over, then.
Girl 2: [confused] What?
Girl 1: Boost me over.
Girl 2: Fine. [Puts out an arm to hoist Girl 1 over the door of the stall. Girl 1 climbs on Girl 2's arm and jumps over. She tumbles and we hear her hit the floor.]
Girl 1: [Curses loudly] That HURT!! [There is a pause. After about a minute, we hear tugging on the door.] Ummm...I think I know why it was locked with no one in it.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: The door won't open...
- Bathroom
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Sandwich Friend: Cheetos are forever ruined for me, they remind me of little fat kids.
Girl: Why do they do that?
Sandwich Friend: ...because when I was in second grade, there was this big, fat kid who also smelled bad who used to push me out of my chair in the cafeteria. The he'd sit there in my chair and eat Cheetos. I'd have to sit there in the cafeteria floor and eat my Cheetos. I'm scarred for life.
-Government
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Teacher: Have any of you been following the Anna Nicole Smith story? [Teacher continues to talk...]
Girl 1: I hate that she died, but she always irritated me.
Girl 2: Yeah, I know... "Trim-Spa, baby."
Girl 1: Yeah, you're not on any "Trim-Spa", lady, you're on like a "starve-yourself-spa". Maybe I should look into that "spa"...
-Government
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Girl: [Sandwich Friend], why were you so sad at lunch today?
Sandwich Friend: I was hungry and I had no money and no one would give me their food. Everyone was going on and on and ignoring me. Everyone was talking about Jared's "neck beard" and not talking to me. I just wanted a chicken nugget, but no...
-Government
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[A group of old ladies are standing about, discussing their grandchildren, and how they have "those iPod things". I sidle a bit closer, just as OP1 begins to speak.]
OP1: You know, I just don't get the whole iPod thing, putting it in your ear and all. I don't usually tell people this, but when I'm at home by myself I like to put on a Rod Stewart tape and turn it up REALLY loud.
- Joseph Beth
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Girl: [to boy who's complaining] If I were you, I'd just go home and cut myself.
- Honors Geometry
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